"you’re consistently terrible." -terni

"Hey, I'm Laura and clearly you're in the right place. Because clearly you're here for amazing CM headcanon and beautiful Moreid-y things and you will find those here. You clearly seem to want to watch me tell my friends to fuck themselves by killing them with feels and you clearly want to watch me do my damndest to school people who need to fucking learn their shit. So clearly you should follow me. Hog do to you." -shelby
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About Me

The basics:

  • Laura
  • 1986
  • female/woman
  • pansexual
  • white
  • chubby
  • American
  • agnostic
  • feminist
  • depression/ADD/chronic insomniac
  • sickly
  • geeky
  • survivor
  • home health aide

Fandoms:

  • Criminal Minds (see below)
  • Sherlock (movies/BBC/Elementary)
  • the Marvel Universe
  • Community
  • Law and Order: SVU (not caught up on later seasons)
  • American Horror Story
  • Buffy/Angel
  • Firefly
  • Arrested Development
  • White Collar (kinda, i’m not caught up on the latest season)
  • Battlestar Galactica (FINISHED FINALLY)
  • Queer As Folk (American version; not finished)

Criminal Minds things:

  • I am a multi-shipper but…
  • Morgan/Reid is my otp to end all otps
  • Reid/maps is totes canon
  • and Reid/Ethan is totes pre-series
  • and anything with Morgan (that’s in character) makes me happy.
  • I like Gideon as a character. I don’t like Gideon as a person.
  • I do not accept hate on: Elle, Haley, Lila, Strauss, Jordan, Austin, Seaver, Beth, Blake, or Maeve (Reid’s girlfriend)
  • I also do not accept hate on: Morgan, Will, or Kevin
  • Look at those lists. Plz note how long one is compared to the other. Plz realize this makes me really angry.
  • MGG’s acting was terrible from season 5 after Uncanny Valley through season 6 through most of 7 and is only now finally getting somewhat better in 8. I’m very done with robot!Reid/weak!Reid/technophobe!Reid/i-don’t-get-pop-references!Reid.
  • Morgan is not a bully, he is not a raging asshole, he is not super aggressive/violent, why do people think this?
  • Did I mention I love JJ/Prentiss. There needs to be more of this ship. Thank you.
  • I could go on all day but people would probably hate me oops.

Things I go crazy for (in no specific order):

  • cheese
  • canon queer things
  • cats
  • video games
  • Nutella
  • good friends
  • sleep
  • rain
  • good writing
  • the internet
  • happiness
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